a quick 20 seconds

___nobody: monkey just sitting here watching halo 3 TV ad
___nobody: awesome.
Stanley: money is it more awesome than the 300 TV ad
___nobody: monkey hard to say
___nobody: 300 TV ad also impressive.
___nobody: I think monkey I enjoy the trailers more than the actual thing now
Stanley: monkey understandable
Stanley: easy to digest
Stanley: a quick 20 seconds release
___nobody: monkey it's a minute of pounding action and then it's over
___nobody: rather than a couple moments of good stuff then a whole lot of boring talk

other people destructive

Irvin: shark youre a good guy. but dont worry. im not self destructive
___nobody: "...however, I am other people destructive."

sex changes

Adam: wtf is it with you guys and guns anyway?
Adam: there hasn't been a single school shooting in sweden
Adam: ever
Adam: no guns = no school shootings
___nobody: swedes are too busy getting sex changes
___nobody: to be violent

this is #2

___nobody: there should be a plugin for thunderbird that decodes outlook meeting invites
___nobody: that'd be sweet
Sofyan: sounds like a good Hack Day project
Sofyan: feel like taking it on?
___nobody: nah this is the kinda stuff i am happy to be a whiny user for
___nobody: as an engineer, there's some stuff where you're like "i could make that better!"
___nobody: and then, there's some stuff where you're like "wah, wah, i want the easy button"
___nobody: this is #2

skimp on quality

Joel: whats up
___nobody: dude
___nobody: food poisoning
Joel: you serious?
___nobody: yes
Joel: damn dude
Joel: no seirously, where you get sick?
___nobody: fucking
___nobody: vietnamese sandwhiches
Joel: holy shit
Joel: how can a meat sandwich less than $3 get you sick
Joel: did they skimp on quality?

you want korean

Ping: you want korean
___nobody: three seasons in palo alto is tasty, have not had that for a while
___nobody: no fried stuff
___nobody: unless it's fried in korean spices
Ping: sounds good
Ping: i actually never tried three seasons
Ping: to be honest
Ping: i only tried the other one
___nobody: two seasons?
___nobody: this is 50% better

deviant sort of behaviors

Stanley: sadism meeting
___nobody: monkey yes
___nobody: at 3pm
Stanley: bring the whip and the choke balls
___nobody: gag
Stanley: gag balls
Stanley: obviously i'm not up to speed in these deviant sort of behaviors
___nobody: monkey yes
___nobody: I have to surf something at work