right up your alley

___nobody: my dentist is a fucking witch
___nobody: i think
Irvin: why
Irvin: what did she do to you
___nobody: fucking
___nobody: ripped my mouth apart
Irvin: haha
Irvin: i havent seen a dentist in afew years
___nobody: really
Irvin: yeah
Irvin: should go
___nobody: I have one for u
___nobody: she's cute but cruel
Irvin: oh?
Irvin: sign me up
Irvin: im masochistic
___nobody: dude she is right up your alley
___nobody: she can dish out as much hurt as you want
___nobody: for a $50 copay

close enough

William: do you only post your chats?
___nobody: umm i have thought about making it for others to submit
___nobody: but mostly just posting my own
___nobody: as i am the funniest fucking person in the world
William: No, just the most obnoxious.
___nobody: close enough
William: Heh - is that going in the blog?
___nobody: see how easy it is

somehow that hurts

Irvin: in my youtube account
Irvin: under the box labeled "Friends"
Irvin: in big 36 point font:
Irvin: "You have no Friends."
Irvin: somehow that hurts

no touching of the buttocks

Irvin: shark i bought a football
___nobody: is this a refound youth
Irvin: perhaps
Irvin: or perhpas another failed attempt at creating a bonding experience
___nobody: throw the ball
___nobody: drink a beer
___nobody: check out some chicks
Irvin: how can it get better than that?
Irvin: man im already looking forward to this future as yet unplanned bonding expereince
___nobody: it's like a beer commercial
Irvin: yeah.... a bunch of guys tackling each other...
Irvin: but then helping each other up with that palm to palm thumb up grip
___nobody: yeah
___nobody: with a beer in the other hand
___nobody: to give to them
___nobody: and a slap on the back
___nobody: no touching of the buttocks
Irvin: thats where the commercials lose me
Irvin: its like... why no butt touching?
Irvin: butt toucher
___nobody: that's where you lose interest
___nobody: if only they kept going, following the interaction to it's logical and exciting conclusion

more into it

___nobody: i've watched only 3 battlestar galacticas in the last season and a half
___nobody: maybe if they showed more boobs
___nobody: i'd be more into it

wrong move there

___nobody: how is annika
Matt: annika?
Matt: you didn't hear?
Matt: we gave her up
Matt: way too much trouble
Matt: had no idea
___nobody: public auction?
Matt: well, somewhat public
Matt: down south in mexico
Matt: got some bank
Matt: blond babies go for cash down there
Matt: jennifer was PISSED
Matt: I didn't tell her about it until afterwards
Matt: wow
Matt: wrong move there