your meat is softer

Albert: I've had steak from both your bbq and Lee's bbq.
Albert: Your meat is softer.

what the bathtub is for

Brandon: I did my quarterly house deep-scrub
Brandon: I need a fucking maid, I hate that shit
___nobody: I think it does make you messier though
Brandon: you mean having a maid?
___nobody: yeahs
___nobody: cuz you know it's gonna get cleaned
Brandon: what are you doing, taking a crap in the sink? geez
___nobody: just saying, you never know when you're going to need relief
Brandon: that's what the bathtub is for, rookie

only your second message

Denis: I hope you did something very useful today
___nobody: today was kind of a social day
___nobody: my friend harley was here from tucson
Denis: it is only your second message and you are already lying
___nobody: just think, with this kinda growth curve
___nobody: how good it'll be by message #5