good blog you got

ravihacks: good blog you got
___nobody: you know
___nobody: i don't know shit about finance or gadgets
___nobody: i don't care about my latte from starbucks
___nobody: and about how it was extra foamy today
___nobody: but
___nobody: i do care about making people feel worse

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

where is nick

___nobody: nick
___nobody: where is nick
___nobody: "I'm ignoring you"
nick: Jesse! I'm in Europe now. Running around on vacation. How are you doing?
___nobody: what! did they let you out of the country? after last time?

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

i want to drink chalk

s_: shark
s_: i tried a case of
s_: Soylent
s_: its just as bad as it sounds and looks
___nobody: I dont fuckin get that
___nobody: drinking that shit is like
___nobody: I hate life
___nobody: I want to drink chalk
___nobody: I'm such a fuckin tech hipster
___nobody: I'm 100MPH always
___nobody: can't slow down for "food"
___nobody: or "shitting normally"

Friday, August 28, 2015

i've seen the videos

sink: VR is lots of porn
sink: just sent someone to a VR porn site the other day
sink: we appaerently have a need for a tool that htye also need
___nobody:an algorithm to detect plane-to-boobie contact
sink: awwww yusss
sink: teledildonic activation with 6 degrees of freedom
___nobody: you've got some thinking invested in this
___nobody: I approve
sink: lol
___nobody: call up the japanese
___nobody: tentacles
___nobody: it's all there
___nobody: they'll eat that shit up
___nobody: literally
___nobody: I've seen the videos

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

it's a little creepy

cwalker: he talks and acts like JR... It's a little creepy
cwalker: luckily I live in Iowa and only have to see him once a month ;)
___nobody: i've never seen "luckily" and "live in Iowa" together in the same sentence

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

i'm pretty sure

___nobody: actually i'm pretty sure
___nobody: CPS will show up to your house
___nobody: if you waterboard your own child

Friday, November 12, 2010

a cog story

"Who am I?" the little cog asked to no one in particular.

Housed inside the dark box, it was difficult to tell. A piece of metal spinning in place? The questions were many. The answers few. But by looking around, the cog was not impressed with it's situation: darkness and uncertainty were the order of the day.

"I do matter" the cog said to itself while it looked around. It saw other cogs, also spinning in place, meshed with each other, each spinning clockwise, counterclockwise, and clockwise again. The other cogs were silent as the cog mused to itself.

"I matter" the cog reiterated. "I want to spin my own way!" it said, to no one.

The other cogs did not notice the outburst. They continued to spin in their places, clockwise, counterclockwise, and clockwise again.

The cog paused for a second, then grew strong in it's resolve. It thought about how it would spin, how it wanted to spin, how fast it would spin, in it's perfect situation. "How would I get there?" asked the cog. The other cogs were silent.

It wrestled with itself, and spun faster and faster. It enjoyed it's new speed, reveling in how fast it was spinning. The cog was unimpressed with it though, spinning in place, still dark, still uncertain what it was meant for.

The cog wanted more than to be by itself. It struggled and struggled, moving closer to another cog. Closer and closer it got, until it could see the teeth of the other cog. The other cog said nothing as it got near.

Interaction with other cogs, thought the cog, must be the best.

Finally they touched, and began to spin together. Happy at last, the cog felt it had found it's place, spinning together with the rest.

The cog tried to speed up, but it quickly found that it could not go so fast, for the other cog he was spinning with would not go so fast. The cog tried harder, but then he saw all the other cogs his new companion was meshed with as well. A long line of cogs stretched off into the darkness.

A little cog can only do so much.

He struggled more, trying to change the direction he spun. No luck, as his new companion and all the other cogs were spinning in the single direction. Clockwise, counterclockwise, and clockwise again. The other cogs remained silent.

"But what about me?" said the cog, spinning at a fixed speed, in a fixed direction. "How should I spin?"

His companion noticed him at last. "We are all but cogs here, and you are no different friend."

The cog found this upsetting: "But I would like to spin faster!"

His companion replied: "The machine is the one that sets the speed, dear friend. And we all obey the machine."

The cog became silent, spinning clockwise, counterclockwise, and clockwise again.

Monday, November 8, 2010

typing in the right window

___nobody: ya
___nobody: did I respond to you on that?
Matt: yes
___nobody: google talk has me all over the place. I don't know who I am typing too
___nobody: so many webcams open
___nobody: can't keep the girls straight
Matt: well at least you're typing in the right window
___nobody: other windows
___nobody: really don't require typing