does in fact go to 11

William: I went out to lunch to meet a few old co-workers
William: my boss told me
William: "you're going to lunch with people that could instigate serious harm for this company"
William: and that I shouldn't talk about anything I'm doing at work.
William: So apparently his crazy dial does in fact go to 11,
William: for when he needs that extra little bit of crazy

not insanely rich

___nobody: it is good for the world that i am not insanely rich
___nobody: otherwise i would buy death lasers
___nobody: killer satellites,
___nobody: underground lairs in
___nobody: enigmatic southeast asian countries
___nobody: patrolled by nubile,
___nobody: female dwarf assassins

try to avoid #1

Dean: Do you ever write anything interesting in your blog,
Dean: or do you just cut and paste in IM conversations?
___nobody: i try to avoid #1

what a mess

Dean: What have you done this week. :p
___nobody: I cleaned up the installation of some servers
___nobody: What a mess that is
___nobody: it's like the kitty litter box
___nobody: in the house of a thousand cats
___nobody: each cat making some half assed attempt
___nobody: at pushing litter over their "contributions"
___nobody: but its really just
___nobody: not trying to step in anybody else's

you are a king

denis: you are a king among
denis: bigger and better kings

my tundra

nolan: I have some good news from Alaska
___nobody: from alaska?
___nobody: NOLAN 1, POLAR BEARS 0
nolan: Exactly
___nobody: BEEYOTCH THIS IS MY TUNDRA!
___nobody: MY TUNDRA!

like angels typing

denis: vista yahoo! messenger makes your words so beautiful
___nobody: like angels typing
___nobody: then, posing nude in front of webcam