bears only

___nobody: i can never impress u
jdowns: you always impress me, at least with volume of body hair
___nobody: you'd really think the park service
___nobody: would be after me with a tranquilizer gun by now, huh
jdowns: ever had a baby bear follow you home?
___nobody: no but i went into this bar that said "bears only"
___nobody: boy what a surprise

what is there to do in arizona

Irvin: shark what is there to do in arizona?
___nobody: suffer

latino chicks

Albert: come and experience our latest customer: http://www.quepasa.com/
Albert: and look at latino chicks all day as your at it
___nobody: only twofish would look at latino chicks
___nobody: and not latina.

i can't reach my phone

hfactora: u there pls?
hfactora: pls call me asap
hfactora: at my desk
___nobody: i can't reach my phone
hfactora: now :(
___nobody: can barly rech kyboard

bad news

___nobody: so
___nobody: good news
___nobody: all the tasks are planned out
bji: great
___nobody: bad news
___nobody: your name is on all of them

not worrying about making things beautiful

Matt: I'm creating /config with hostsconf in it, moving it out of legacy
___nobody: ok, that sounds cool
___nobody: I am trying to avoid worrying about
___nobody: the most beautiful place in the world for things
___nobody: instead just move them to some place
___nobody: that's at least an improvement
___nobody: can always move them to better place later
Matt: not worrying about making things beautiful, why am I not surprised
___nobody: this is the same process
___nobody: i go thru in the morning before work

YOU HAVE NO DEFENSE

___nobody: http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/07/yahoo-gives-up/
Venkat: Liked this sentence from the article
Venkat: "talented — but stifled — engineers, has decided to become just a middleman between a gullible and undemanding audience and eager advertisers."
___nobody: yeah
___nobody: it's not a pretty article.
Venkat: yeah. anyway that's how things will be.
Venkat: i dont want to look at those articles for today.
___nobody: neither do i
___nobody: you don't even drink
___nobody: YOU HAVE NO DEFENSE