a lot of porn

___nobody: if I buy 900,000 movies, it means that ping is that much closer to a new purse
Ping: haha
Ping: how about you just buy me one
Ping: it's easier then buying 900k movies
___nobody: probably
___nobody: plus, that's a lot of porn

overall worth it

Brandon: I'd like to take advantage of not paying rent for 2 months
Brandon: recoup some of the ass raping I took on my house in LA
___nobody: well
___nobody: think of leaving yahoo
___nobody: as getting a large tumor removed
___nobody: from a sensitive part of your body
___nobody: there's a lot of material lost
___nobody: but
___nobody: overall worth it

where did u go

William: Hey, can you do me a favor?
William: go to www.trackersuite.com/testdemo.html and click the WMV demo- tell me how long it takes to start playing
___nobody: jesus
___nobody: this is crazy shit
___nobody: where did u go
BUZZ!!!
___nobody: i want to mock you some more

the bunny gets it

Adam: where is my frickin present day MMO?
Adam: make it
___nobody: it's in the works kk
Adam: good
Adam: have it done by tomorrow or the bunny gets it
___nobody: that could mean almost anything in sweden

sounded like a good one

Irvin: ive got major neck pain
Irvin: due to stress
___nobody: P2P is killing u
___nobody: for sure
Irvin: it sure is
Irvin: ive never felt more involved in the process though
Irvin: its overrated
___nobody: now you are the part of
___nobody: ah i can't be negative
___nobody: it'll be OK
Irvin: hahaa
Irvin: finish that statement, it sounded like a good one
Irvin: a zinger
___nobody: i'm holding back
___nobody: but secretly, i'm here laughing

dealing with earthquakes

Stanley: monkey i found a programmer, but he only knows Delphi to make games
Stanley: it is teh indonesian programmer
Stanley: monkey it is le disappointing
___nobody: maybe he's too busy dealing with earthquakes
___nobody: and tsunamis
___nobody: to learn real programming language
Stanley: yes
___nobody: they don't have a lot of time to spend debugging hard c++ code
___nobody: who knows when power will go out
___nobody: or building will fall over or be submerged