YOU HAVE NO DEFENSE

___nobody: http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/07/yahoo-gives-up/
Venkat: Liked this sentence from the article
Venkat: "talented — but stifled — engineers, has decided to become just a middleman between a gullible and undemanding audience and eager advertisers."
___nobody: yeah
___nobody: it's not a pretty article.
Venkat: yeah. anyway that's how things will be.
Venkat: i dont want to look at those articles for today.
___nobody: neither do i
___nobody: you don't even drink
___nobody: YOU HAVE NO DEFENSE

why am i laughing

Albert: why is yahoo's P/E 5046?
___nobody: because
___nobody: EPS is like .000003
Albert: oh
Albert: because you guys broke even almost
Albert: the previous quarter?
___nobody: yeah
___nobody: terrible.
Albert: yeah I saw the number and thought it was a bug at first
___nobody: ha ha ha
___nobody: i mean
___nobody: why am i laughing?

i don't want your help

leo: You're from canada
leo: I don't want your help

someone else is way better than you

Eron: youtube is a constant reminder
Eron: that no matter how hard you try
Eron: someone else is way better than you
Eron: with much less effort.

end up being hot

___nobody: i don't want to spend that much time with them
___nobody: I think I would strangle somebody
___nobody: maybe that would end up being hot
___nobody: like david carradine