staying with local

Irvin: guess what
Irvin: i owe you all some money for lunch
Irvin: im staying with local
Irvin: decided today at the very last
___nobody: WTF
Irvin: seriously
___nobody: what was same reasoning
___nobody: stay at the cush vest job
Irvin: and not expend so much
Irvin: of my self
___nobody: it's sad that Y! is the Life Suck Machine
Irvin: well now i can get back to doing my posts about rearrangin deckchairs
___nobody: yeah
___nobody: you almost got reinvigorated
___nobody: dodged that bullet
___nobody: whew
Irvin: whew

every friday night

___nobody: albert has these "children"
Sandy: "children"
Sandy: ?
___nobody: that require "attention"
Sandy: aren't those mythical?
Sandy: like elves
Sandy: or gnomes
___nobody: for me
___nobody: they're starting to look like it
___nobody: I'm like if you can't cast a Magic Missle spell on it
___nobody: I want nothing to do with it
Sandy: will it move if I cast my 20 sided dice?
___nobody: Roll your saving throw versus children.
___nobody: Every friday night, baby.