all out of win

Denis: you gonna get rich soon or what?
Denis: i am tired of poor ___nobody
___nobody: honestly you'd quickly tire of rich nobody,
___nobody: or even
___nobody: well-to-do nobody
Denis: i cant win...can I
___nobody: i'm sorry sir.
___nobody: we're all out of Win.
___nobody: however, we're having a special on Lose.

i will model for u

Ben: I am dating a former lingerie/erotic model
Ben: she is a former chef
Ben: coming over wednesday to teach me more cooking
Ben: cooking dates rock
___nobody: model and chef??wtf
Ben: I will ask you out on a cooking date
___nobody: i will model for u
Ben: a/s/l
___nobody: webcam?

who is this

Denis: they are so cute http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLdX5wmLis
___nobody: i half expect something horrific to happen
___nobody: at the end of this
Denis: they get served with burgundy sauce
Denis: and risoto
___nobody: ok it's pretty cute
___nobody: when did your account get hacked
___nobody: who is this
___nobody: WHO IS THIS

i forgot to tell you

___nobody: i thought i had something to tell you
___nobody: but i forgot
___nobody: oh, I did not see that movie, sunlight
___nobody: or starlight
___nobody: or whatever.
Eron: sunshine
Eron: you like?
Eron: oh you didn't see it.
Eron: wow, why would you even mention that?
Eron: oh!!!
Eron: I forgot to tell you.
Eron: I didn't visit China last weekend.
Eron: sweet, we have all sorts of conversation pieces lined up now.

always the thinker

___nobody: looking at TVs
Brandon: what kind of TVs?
___nobody: i saw this 46" LCD
___nobody: it looks pretty
Brandon: I can't get a bigger TV
___nobody: now that is a very real problem
___nobody: my downstairs, not so big
Brandon: just measure the dimensions of the tv
Brandon: get a piece of cardboard
Brandon: see how it'll look
___nobody: you were always the thinker

on your own for this one

Ravi: heh, it all seems to be down
___nobody: on production?
Ravi: yes prod is down
___nobody: there's no errors in log
Ravi: weird
___nobody: there
___nobody: i got a page back
Ravi: yes. I can't type
Ravi: introduced a typo in an important file
___nobody: well
___nobody: i have never, ever done that
Ravi: I figured
___nobody: so you are on your own for this one

music to my ears

Sandy: why do you keep logging in and out
Sandy: The uncertainty is killing me!
___nobody: it's my deep seated
___nobody: fear of committment
___nobody: no really it's just the piece of crap y! web messenger
Sandy: sure, blame it on web messenger when you know it's something else
___nobody: it's really the attention I get from the ladies
___nobody: "Hey, stop that"
Sandy: "Stop that" "I'm going to call security"
Sandy: "Hey, this is the ladies' bathroom"
___nobody: it's like music to my ears