nevermind

___nobody: i think i left it in the car
___nobody: probably
___nobody: fuck i hope it's in the car
Denis: so you got a car. i like that in a man
___nobody: it wasn't even my car
___nobody: i am a loser
Denis: a loser, i like that in a
Denis: wait
Denis: nm

sumthin xtraordinary

Pranavanshu: ohkay.....u now
Pranavanshu: how to take admissions
Pranavanshu: in MBA Univs In us
Pranavanshu: like...stanfrd and howrd
___nobody: it starts with an application
___nobody: and a paper on why you should get in
Pranavanshu: haha...i noe dat..
Pranavanshu: but any oder
Pranavanshu: req
Pranavanshu: sumthin xtraordinary??
___nobody: you may have a problem with the paper

the same excuse

Albert: I drive in with muscle memory
Albert: no clue what the name of the exit I take is
Albert: just exit right after the airplane museum
___nobody: is this the same excuse you use for
___nobody: why you beat those homeless people

working the referral bonus

___nobody: did you feed xxxxx xxxxxx's name to the google HR sharks
Nick: yep yep. They locked me in a room and beat me silly until I named names.
___nobody: i said u were just working the referral bonus
Nick: oh, no. Actually, I enjoyed the beatings.

grats

Joel: i bought a piece of artwork
Joel: was not too expensive
Joel: its my entire wall
Joel: its really cool
___nobody: wow
___nobody: you are gay
___nobody: grats