i want to drink chalk

s_: shark
s_: i tried a case of
s_: Soylent
s_: its just as bad as it sounds and looks
___nobody: I dont fuckin get that
___nobody: drinking that shit is like
___nobody: I hate life
___nobody: I want to drink chalk
___nobody: I'm such a fuckin tech hipster
___nobody: I'm 100MPH always
___nobody: can't slow down for "food"
___nobody: or "shitting normally"