no ladyboys

___nobody: have u been arrested yet
Matt: haha I just got to Hong Kong
Matt: it's too early
___nobody: the phrase for "no ladyboys" is hwang ko ni ma

everything looks nice on brochures

Albert: going to visit the new office
___nobody: is it sweet
Albert: I dunno yet...we'll have to see if it is nice
___nobody: you have not seen?
Albert:only in pictures
Albert: but everything looks nice on brochures
Albert: thats how I ended up joining yahoo
___nobody: lol
___nobody: look where it got you
Albert: and twofish
___nobody: lol
___nobody: look where it got you

but slower

ravihacks: ok
ravihacks: see he already responded
___nobody: damn
___nobody: he's not on yhoo time
ravihacks: what's yahoo time
___nobody: it's like "hawaii time", but slower

obviously existing technology is not good enough

___nobody: now you're doing a browser, nutso
Nick: no kidding. The browser wars are starting again...
___nobody: i think next goog should come out with it's own condom
___nobody: because obviously existing technology is not good enough
Nick: How you know about the secret project?!?!?!
Nick: Who told you?
___nobody: i've been volunteering
___nobody: stress testing, baby