sit on your jacket

___nobody: good thing I did not sit on your jacket
___nobody: otherwise
___nobody: your jacket would smell like mountain spring fresh scent
Ping: that is not bad at all
Ping: you don't know how much frank stinked!
Ping: i think he never wash his pants
___nobody: well
___nobody: if you want
___nobody: i am available to sit on your jacket
___nobody: i do smell very fresh
Ping: jeez!
___nobody: it's quite an offer
___nobody: i know
___nobody: i'll let you think about it

way to the top

___nobody: i tried sleeping my way to the top
___nobody: did not get far
___nobody: what a mess

clicking every link

Adam: what's happening you old crazy fart
___nobody: coding
___nobody: late into the night
Adam: for a pr0n site?
___nobody: yes
Adam: excellent
___nobody: "coding" meaning "clicking every link on www.hotswedishmilfs.com"

less splattery

Brandon: in a month, I've been delayed on the train twice due to suiciders
Brandon: wtf
Brandon: there's gotta be another way
Brandon: less splattery
___nobody: ha ha ha
___nobody: i mean,
___nobody: i shouldn't laugh at human tragedy
___nobody: but lets be honest it's kinda cool

polar icecap melting

Irvin: students are pretentious and arrogant
Irvin: too bad they will be us someday
___nobody: hopefully we can fuck up enough things
___nobody: by time they get there
___nobody: things will truly be screwed
Irvin: im gonna go run my car all night
Irvin: to speed up polar icecap melting

nature of my work

Irvin: do one of those lunches where you
Irvin: come over to our place and stay for 2 hours
___nobody: i will try
___nobody: but you realize
___nobody: given the nature of my work and the sensitivity to these kind of things
___nobody: i can only do that kind of stuff
___nobody: three, maybe four times a week

never a debate

Sandy: Ry-Ann lives up in the city now too
Sandy: he moved there for a giiiiiiirllll
Sandy: and I've met her, so he didn't make her up
___nobody: she's not even inflatable
Sandy: like the last one
Sandy: she was nice, a little quiet, and she always seem to have her mouth open
___nobody: the arguments at least were pretty minimal
Sandy: true
___nobody: and never a debate on what to do tonight -- straight to the sack everytime