all blocked up

Kelly: dude, the beef attack has me all blocked up.
Kelly: this better not make it to your blog.

cows are attacking

Ryan: hey umm, you wanna grab food --or do you have a prior engagement?
___nobody: I can't do anything tonight but tomorrow is Beef Attack at Palace bbq
Ryan: beef attack?
Ryan: wtf?
___nobody: Yes, Cows are attacking
___nobody: and the only way we can defend ourselves
___nobody: is by eating lots of them

whats the password

Paul Arthur: hey, would you mind if he used the yahoo account?
___nobody: That's fine.
Paul Arthur: what's the password?
___nobody: Hmmm in a Super Secret DB
___nobody: How can I be sure you're "really" paul arthur.
Paul Arthur: fuck you

i liked it

Stanley: monkey
Stanley: are you going to watch Brokeback Mountain
___nobody: monkey I don't think so
___nobody: For some reason I don't want to see gay cowboys
Stanley: monkey it would be a good opportunity
Stanley: huddled together in the same room with your co-workers
Stanley: and turn to them at the end say "I liked it"