ciao bitch

___nobody: you are still at work
Matt: yeah.. had a dinner with my peeps
___nobody: go home
Matt: ciao bitch

frustrating as hell

Eron: I never beat halo 2 on legendary
Eron: that shit was freaken frustrating as hell.
Eron: you just sit there trying the same fucking room for hours and hours.
Eron: and I eventually just gave up.
Eron: I feel kinda like a loser.
___nobody: there's probably some FAQ site where an expert Halo player wrote down how to do it for the other people
___nobody: maybe you could check one out

watching the all hands

Albert: watching the all hands?
Albert: ur hero is speaking now!
___nobody: Zod!
___nobody: "I am rich."
___nobody: "You, are not."
___nobody: "Obey the machine."

staying with local

Irvin: guess what
Irvin: i owe you all some money for lunch
Irvin: im staying with local
Irvin: decided today at the very last
___nobody: WTF
Irvin: seriously
___nobody: what was same reasoning
___nobody: stay at the cush vest job
Irvin: and not expend so much
Irvin: of my self
___nobody: it's sad that Y! is the Life Suck Machine
Irvin: well now i can get back to doing my posts about rearrangin deckchairs
___nobody: yeah
___nobody: you almost got reinvigorated
___nobody: dodged that bullet
___nobody: whew
Irvin: whew

every friday night

___nobody: albert has these "children"
Sandy: "children"
Sandy: ?
___nobody: that require "attention"
Sandy: aren't those mythical?
Sandy: like elves
Sandy: or gnomes
___nobody: for me
___nobody: they're starting to look like it
___nobody: I'm like if you can't cast a Magic Missle spell on it
___nobody: I want nothing to do with it
Sandy: will it move if I cast my 20 sided dice?
___nobody: Roll your saving throw versus children.
___nobody: Every friday night, baby.

it's worth it

___nobody: yo
Joel: hey
___nobody: dude
___nobody: what is up
Joel: one sec
___nobody: use the extra charmin
___nobody: it's worth it

massive commitment

Rich: Robert told me today he's going to require 120% from me. Will you be giving 120%?
___nobody: no
___nobody: we're scheduled for about 72%
Rich: Well...
Rich: Better than nothing.
Rich: Or, indeed, 71.99%
___nobody: See, it's massive commitment to the success
___nobody: of whatever
___nobody: video game initiative we choose to persue
Rich: 72% is not massive
___nobody: but what if one was at 60% currently? that's like a 20% boost!
___nobody: Relatively, the same as going from 100 to 120%
Rich: Why is every conversation with you depressing?

rearrange some deck chairs

Irvin: "Dow Soars to New Closing High of 11,727"
Irvin: mean while
Irvin: YAHOO hits Multi Year LOW!
Irvin: well time to rearrange some
Irvin: deck chairs
___nobody: sink, baby
___nobody: that iceberg, not big enough
___nobody: steer for something bigger.

do it on production

gsheridan7: The 'kill -s HUP' worked, and I can forward X11 sessions from my FreeBSD box now.
gsheridan7: couldn't find lsof on FreeBSD though...
___nobody: SWEET
___nobody: just no kill -9 1
___nobody: Don't do that
___nobody: bad news
gsheridan7: yeah, I can't seem to login after that...
___nobody: do it on production
___nobody: it's part of our retargeting our demographic

separate but equal

Stanley: well it's good to know that engineering deserves a delayed, segregated meeting
___nobody: yes monkey
___nobody: separate but equal.

lol@you

___nobody: "I have one response for your strategy. 'Lawl.'"
Brandon: lawlZ
Brandon: with a capital Z bitch
___nobody: games pw0ned
___nobody: business ftl
___nobody: LAWL
___nobody: kekeke
___nobody: GG
___nobody: that'd be an awesome going away email.
Brandon: Team,
Brandon: LOL@you
Brandon: Regards
Brandon: Brandon

had a scare last night

William: Had a scare last night.
___nobody: you were drunk
___nobody: couldn't see her
___nobody: due to poor lighting
___nobody: made a move
___nobody: turned out to be a guy?

little blue pills

Joel: hey dude what is up
Joel: my bday is this week
Joel: mukya is not in town
Joel: friday night party?
Joel: i will call you
___nobody: just think
___nobody: your life is 1/3rd over for sure statistically
Joel: great
___nobody: no no
___nobody: you're wiser
___nobody: more confident
___nobody: especially with those little blue pills

where do you get this stuff

___nobody: that picture was nasty BTW
___nobody: where do you get this stuff
Albert: hhahah someone sent that to me a long time ago to disgust me...
Albert: I've never seen anything as bad as that
___nobody: and
___nobody: it failed
___nobody: only making you more
___nobody: shall we say
___nobody: "inclined"

no sex for you tonight

___nobody: Did you see frontpage of yahoo, with "most searched Video Game topics"?
___nobody: "CTMod".
___nobody: That's bizarre.
Rich: it's people being told, "you need to get ctmod" so they type "ctmod" in the Y! toolbar
Rich: Then they ask their husbands how do they install this "zip" file into world of warcraft
Rich: Then the husbands say, jesus, i don't know, you probbaly have to unzip it in a directory inside the WOW install
Rich: then they say, but when i hit extract, it brings up a list of dirs and i don't know what the WOW install is
Rich: Then the husbands say, for god's sake, have you never unzipped a file before
Rich: then they say, fine, no sex for you tonight
Rich: That is the story behind every single one of those searches for "ctmod"

chuck your pumpkin

___nobody: yo
Ryan: hey
___nobody: http://www.missyouso.com/img/halloween_pumpkin_moon.jpg
Ryan: hahahahahahahahah
Ryan: who'd you get to take that picture?
___nobody: ha ha ha
Ryan: makes me wanna chuck my pumpkin at home
___nobody: chuck your pumpkin
___nobody: that some kinda codephrase
___nobody: for the "alone time"?

graber's new pictures

Albert: check out graber's new pictures
Albert: http://www.flickr.com/photos/88923330@N00/213272012/
Stanley: man
Stanley: even when he loses, he's a winner
___nobody: is that a man?

5 to 10 second delay

___nobody: what should I bring
___nobody: wine
Stanley: maybe just wine for the boozeheads
___nobody: monkey are jenn & curtis coming
___nobody: I have not seen them in a long time
Stanley: no monkey
___nobody: tragic
Stanley: preparing for wedding
___nobody: That doesn't mean that I immediately
___nobody: associate "boozeheads" with jenn & curtis
Stanley: not immediately
___nobody: yes there was a
___nobody: 5 to 10 second delay

20/f with webcams

i am a dinosaur

Albert: ok I need ot digest that email
Albert: sounds like "This is left as an exercise to the reader."
___nobody: I don't get some of this crap
___nobody: I am a dinosaur
___nobody: dinosaurs don't have abstract pluggable interface factories.

a little experience

___nobody: I feel like I'm 70
William: Well, you already look like you're 50
William: ;)
___nobody: hardy har
___nobody: where does that put you at
___nobody: hitting on chicks at the AARP meeting
___nobody: since you like the women with a little "experience"

barrel of tits

Adam: if yahoo dove into a barrel of tits it would come up sucking its own thumb

nugget of your own wisdom

Denis: windows can have 1298 days up time too. you just need to reboot it once a day.
___nobody: does windows even count that high
___nobody: thought it would overflow at 640 days of uptime
Denis: i've closed this IM window 20 min ago. You need to get a bit quicker with your witty repartees
___nobody: I've prioritized talking to my aunt
___nobody: filing my 2007 taxes
___nobody: doodling on a notepad
___nobody: all above these conversations w/you
___nobody: I'm just saying
Denis: picking you nose...
___nobody: you should consider yourself lucky to get any response at all
___nobody: 20 minutes latency is a gift to you
___nobody: try to put a price on wisdom
Denis: i feel blessed
___nobody: you're getting something you can use
___nobody: for the rest of your life
___nobody: however miserable
___nobody: maybe you could pawn it off as a nugget of your own wisdom
___nobody: make a couple bucks

kinda funny

___nobody: The fact that you blew
___nobody: 5 minutes doing that compression
___nobody: is kinda funny
___nobody: the fact that yahoo's paying you for it:
___nobody: priceless

i18n

Denis: i18n ?! %#@#% are to fucking lazy to just type INTERNATIONALIZATION ?!!!!
Denis: Just copy and paste it then
___nobody: it's lazy
___nobody: I am lazy
___nobody: fuck it we're going to
___nobody: i19

all blocked up

Kelly: dude, the beef attack has me all blocked up.
Kelly: this better not make it to your blog.

cows are attacking

Ryan: hey umm, you wanna grab food --or do you have a prior engagement?
___nobody: I can't do anything tonight but tomorrow is Beef Attack at Palace bbq
Ryan: beef attack?
Ryan: wtf?
___nobody: Yes, Cows are attacking
___nobody: and the only way we can defend ourselves
___nobody: is by eating lots of them

whats the password

Paul Arthur: hey, would you mind if he used the yahoo account?
___nobody: That's fine.
Paul Arthur: what's the password?
___nobody: Hmmm in a Super Secret DB
___nobody: How can I be sure you're "really" paul arthur.
Paul Arthur: fuck you

i liked it

Stanley: monkey
Stanley: are you going to watch Brokeback Mountain
___nobody: monkey I don't think so
___nobody: For some reason I don't want to see gay cowboys
Stanley: monkey it would be a good opportunity
Stanley: huddled together in the same room with your co-workers
Stanley: and turn to them at the end say "I liked it"

new logo

what r u wearing

___nobody: wanna cyber
___nobody: oh
___nobody: sorry
___nobody: wrong window
Brandon: what r u wearing

starting over

Stanley: monkey, everything under yahoo is represented in Yahoo! Go
Stanley: except Games
___nobody: it's because We suck
Stanley: monkey would just nuking and starting over be nice
___nobody: Yes,
___nobody: Or maybe
___nobody: just the former.