sad little whimper

Nick: Vivian is pregnant.
Nick: 12 weeks pregnant.
___nobody: dude your life as a wild party guy
___nobody: coming to a crashing close
___nobody: actually
___nobody: maybe more like a sad, sad little whimper.

found a house

Nick: we may have found a house. We're gonna be bidding on something maybe on Wednesday.
___nobody: congrats!
___nobody: the Nick Love Nest
Nick: Yes!
Nick: YES!
___nobody: Or...is it the Nikk Sexx Pitt
Nick: The room has a walk in closet. And hooks on the ceiling.
___nobody: And easy-wipe walls.

life goes on

vedo: so we both closed down $1+ today
___nobody: crap man
___nobody: Well
___nobody: Stock goes up,
___nobody: Stock goes down
___nobody: Life goes on
___nobody: Well, then you die, poor.

armed man fetish

Rich: Very good.
Rich: Hey, remmeber 6pm today!
Rich: Did you buy a watch
___nobody: Surely that's not accurate enough
___nobody: Armed guards are coming to escort me to my cube at 5:55pm
Rich: Now THAT I would love to see.
___nobody: Some kind of armed man fetish?

on the phone

___nobody: brodie
Joel: hey
Joel: one sec
Joel: otp
___nobody: you're paying her $4.95 a minute
___nobody: tell her you'll call her back and you'll resume later.

suck vrs time

share something

Rich: Can you come over sometime in next 30 mins
Rich: I need to share something
___nobody: Whatever your choices are
___nobody: I support it
___nobody: your orientation has no impact upon your work
___nobody: or my opinion of you

image size

Brandon: I got one for bday and it came w/ only 32mb
Brandon: need more space for those "special" high rez shots
___nobody: yes but
___nobody: http://www.hotbrandon.com had a image size limit I thought

days of uptime

___nobody: 25 days of uptime on the popularity tracker
___nobody: yahoo engineering, where reliability is job #7 or 8

pretty damn funny

___nobody: How sad monkey
___nobody: How very sad.
___nobody: And we know what sad is:
___nobody: pretty damn funny.

indian food

Ryan: did you say steak?
Ryan: steak and poptarts poptarts and steak
___nobody: it's sacrilegious to have steak dinner after indian for lunch
___nobody: which is why
___nobody: I'm having hamburger tonight.

punching low

Denis: you've been served
Denis: your hunter couldnt kill baby Jesus with arcanite rifle
___nobody: getting a lot of milage out of this one blink-boy
___nobody: it's ok
___nobody: i sense the frustration
___nobody: and all I can say is
___nobody: "Don't worry, doctors say it happens to most men"
Denis: sense this: POWNAGE
Denis: next time you should change your tacktiks
Denis: /cry
Denis: /beg for life
Denis: /kill yourself
___nobody: it's surprising you can even play your mage with one hand on the keyboard and one in your shorts
Denis: you know why I don't need to resort to punching low?
Denis: I won!
Denis: owned you doggy style
___nobody: it's really not "punching low" but more like "secretly true"

pm bitches

Clay: Let me check with Ryan. He made the fix
___nobody: Ryan's here
Clay: Ryan? Any input?
Clay: Other than "Back off you PM bitch?"
___nobody: Well he's still going
___nobody: but I think I heard that
___nobody: in there somewhere

office chairs

hint hint

___nobody: I'd just ask them "Hey, we're noticing the same behavior with SKY ads"
___nobody: "Would those possibily be affected too? (hint hint)"
___nobody: except...leave off the "(hint hint)" part
___nobody: usually that just pisses people off