barrel of tits

Adam: if yahoo dove into a barrel of tits it would come up sucking its own thumb

nugget of your own wisdom

Denis: windows can have 1298 days up time too. you just need to reboot it once a day.
___nobody: does windows even count that high
___nobody: thought it would overflow at 640 days of uptime
Denis: i've closed this IM window 20 min ago. You need to get a bit quicker with your witty repartees
___nobody: I've prioritized talking to my aunt
___nobody: filing my 2007 taxes
___nobody: doodling on a notepad
___nobody: all above these conversations w/you
___nobody: I'm just saying
Denis: picking you nose...
___nobody: you should consider yourself lucky to get any response at all
___nobody: 20 minutes latency is a gift to you
___nobody: try to put a price on wisdom
Denis: i feel blessed
___nobody: you're getting something you can use
___nobody: for the rest of your life
___nobody: however miserable
___nobody: maybe you could pawn it off as a nugget of your own wisdom
___nobody: make a couple bucks

kinda funny

___nobody: The fact that you blew
___nobody: 5 minutes doing that compression
___nobody: is kinda funny
___nobody: the fact that yahoo's paying you for it:
___nobody: priceless

i18n

Denis: i18n ?! %#@#% are to fucking lazy to just type INTERNATIONALIZATION ?!!!!
Denis: Just copy and paste it then
___nobody: it's lazy
___nobody: I am lazy
___nobody: fuck it we're going to
___nobody: i19