bears only

___nobody: i can never impress u
jdowns: you always impress me, at least with volume of body hair
___nobody: you'd really think the park service
___nobody: would be after me with a tranquilizer gun by now, huh
jdowns: ever had a baby bear follow you home?
___nobody: no but i went into this bar that said "bears only"
___nobody: boy what a surprise

what is there to do in arizona

Irvin: shark what is there to do in arizona?
___nobody: suffer

latino chicks

Albert: come and experience our latest customer: http://www.quepasa.com/
Albert: and look at latino chicks all day as your at it
___nobody: only twofish would look at latino chicks
___nobody: and not latina.

i can't reach my phone

hfactora: u there pls?
hfactora: pls call me asap
hfactora: at my desk
___nobody: i can't reach my phone
hfactora: now :(
___nobody: can barly rech kyboard

bad news

___nobody: so
___nobody: good news
___nobody: all the tasks are planned out
bji: great
___nobody: bad news
___nobody: your name is on all of them

not worrying about making things beautiful

Matt: I'm creating /config with hostsconf in it, moving it out of legacy
___nobody: ok, that sounds cool
___nobody: I am trying to avoid worrying about
___nobody: the most beautiful place in the world for things
___nobody: instead just move them to some place
___nobody: that's at least an improvement
___nobody: can always move them to better place later
Matt: not worrying about making things beautiful, why am I not surprised
___nobody: this is the same process
___nobody: i go thru in the morning before work

YOU HAVE NO DEFENSE

___nobody: http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/07/yahoo-gives-up/
Venkat: Liked this sentence from the article
Venkat: "talented — but stifled — engineers, has decided to become just a middleman between a gullible and undemanding audience and eager advertisers."
___nobody: yeah
___nobody: it's not a pretty article.
Venkat: yeah. anyway that's how things will be.
Venkat: i dont want to look at those articles for today.
___nobody: neither do i
___nobody: you don't even drink
___nobody: YOU HAVE NO DEFENSE

why am i laughing

Albert: why is yahoo's P/E 5046?
___nobody: because
___nobody: EPS is like .000003
Albert: oh
Albert: because you guys broke even almost
Albert: the previous quarter?
___nobody: yeah
___nobody: terrible.
Albert: yeah I saw the number and thought it was a bug at first
___nobody: ha ha ha
___nobody: i mean
___nobody: why am i laughing?

i don't want your help

leo: You're from canada
leo: I don't want your help

someone else is way better than you

Eron: youtube is a constant reminder
Eron: that no matter how hard you try
Eron: someone else is way better than you
Eron: with much less effort.

end up being hot

___nobody: i don't want to spend that much time with them
___nobody: I think I would strangle somebody
___nobody: maybe that would end up being hot
___nobody: like david carradine

michael jackson does not honor ttl

___nobody: there's still a lot of traffic
martin: change was 35 min ago
martin: with a ttl of 30 min
___nobody: so it's not 100% back yet
martin: but we're seeing a lot of traffic still
martin: granted not everyone honors ttl
___nobody: michael jackson does not honor ttl

hope for sadness

luke: we asked her 10 times to give details on the metrics
luke: so we didn't go through all the crazy setup for nothing
luke: and I'm afraid that's exactly what's happening.
___nobody: so we get a week of data
___nobody: she gets to chew on it
___nobody: she is happy, or, she is sad
___nobody: i care not
___nobody: other than it vindicates me if she's sad
___nobody: so maybe i do care
___nobody: i hope for sadness

babies are ugly

Matt: babies are ugly
Matt: now - some babies are uglier than others
Matt: but yes, all fairly ugly
___nobody: babies on containers of toilet paper
___nobody: that's as cute as you'll get
___nobody: the ugly ones, though
___nobody: no amount of screaming at it or shaking it
___nobody: will make it cute

seems related somehow

Brandon: I need a vacation
Brandon: I haven't been to Maui since I was 16
Brandon: time for the tropics
___nobody: that sounds relaxing
Brandon: so now it's time to try and get in beach shape by August
___nobody: crack
Brandon: amputation
___nobody: midget sex
___nobody: wait
___nobody: i guess that doesn't go with it
___nobody: but seems related somehow

hard to believe

brinclhof2002: what does it mean if argv[1] and argv[2]
brinclhof2002: are both null
ben: what's argc?
brinclhof2002: must be 3
ben: hard to believe.
brinclhof2002: if it wasn't 3
brinclhof2002: I wouldn't get past the first line of this
ben: It is unlikely
ben: that you've discovered a bug in argument parsing
ben: that has gone unnoticed for the last 35 years.

what u do now

Albert: let me know when you guys need a build engineer
Albert: I need an easy job
Albert: I want to mindlessly push buttons for money
___nobody: isn't that what u do now

get into porn

___nobody: i want lots of money
___nobody: what to do
Adam: well
Adam: get into porn
___nobody: into making or consuming
___nobody: cuz i've got one of those down

not lost upon me

___nobody: yhoo gets such a high level of quality from me
Denis: should it be: yahoo "gets" such a "high level"
Denis: of "quality" from "me"
___nobody: your unemployed sarcasm
___nobody: is not lost upon me