no touching of the buttocks

Irvin: shark i bought a football
___nobody: is this a refound youth
Irvin: perhaps
Irvin: or perhpas another failed attempt at creating a bonding experience
___nobody: throw the ball
___nobody: drink a beer
___nobody: check out some chicks
Irvin: how can it get better than that?
Irvin: man im already looking forward to this future as yet unplanned bonding expereince
___nobody: it's like a beer commercial
Irvin: yeah.... a bunch of guys tackling each other...
Irvin: but then helping each other up with that palm to palm thumb up grip
___nobody: yeah
___nobody: with a beer in the other hand
___nobody: to give to them
___nobody: and a slap on the back
___nobody: no touching of the buttocks
Irvin: thats where the commercials lose me
Irvin: its like... why no butt touching?
Irvin: butt toucher
___nobody: that's where you lose interest
___nobody: if only they kept going, following the interaction to it's logical and exciting conclusion